critiascorroborated:

Did you artfully place child-me on a handmade horseskin? 

Besides, I am a fuckin’ looker as a baby.

i may have

also christmas photos

automotivated:

It Lives! Finally The Sesto Elemento breaks cover… (by Effspots)

wanhunnerpercent:

Constantly wondering how many blowjobs Snoop Dogg has recieved throughout his life

theandrictregetour:

Only fools and prudes. The art of tentacle porn is a subtle, beautiful one, like listening to a violin played by a dolphin. 

We got the funk. The funk has landed. Funk is confirmed.

thank you rose
thank you

why doesnt anyone joke around like rose does anymore
where are all the fun people 

thesilentprince:

Why don’t you just call someone up for a quickie?
Get you through the hard day of vegetables and edits.
I’m sure anyone would want to get on Dave Strider’s dick, if asked.

I hope it didn’t take up all of your small brain.
That would suck. 

i probably will
ill get to my phone eventually
ill do it

woah there friend
i think we need to take a step back
and use our nice words not our mean ones 

taciturnguerrilla:

that sounds like a mouthful i prefer dave strider
or iron man

either or 

im going with iron man

critiascorroborated:

Do I need to bust out the baby pics? I knew I took scrapbooking classes for a reason. 

Only now do I realize that reason.

woah there i think you need to slow down with those baby pictures because i think we all know ive got yours too

taciturnguerrilla started following you

oh shit look at that a real life grown up alternate me

loadedsword:

can we eat it off each others bodies and whistle some upbeat showtunes

yes

yes we can

also 50 cent because reasons

welcome to the candy shop